Unblushing Card - Dry Shampoo

What is the best way to tell you best friend you love them? This card says it all:"You're the dry shampoo to my greasy ass hair"

-5.5 x 4.25 (A2) folded card
-A2 100% recycled kraft envelope
-Professionally printed on 130# recycled card stock
-Packaged in a compostable clear sleeve
-Blank inside for your own personal message

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